I put it to you sir, that you suffer from that most unfortunate condition of wordiness.
You are verbose sir!
Your discourse is slave to the misfortune of prolix. Your ideas are clearly chattel to a great weight of verbiage. Your explanations, rambling in nature, are lengthy, protracted and tortuous.
The diatribe you unleash, on innocent listeners, is digressive, meandering, long-winded and diffuse. You’re rambling, discursive nature is repetitious, digressive and disorientating. The pleonastic style of your thinking is circumlocutory, long-winded, loquacious and tedious in the extreme.
In discourse, you are by reputation most garrulous, your conversation achieving for you the status of a waffler! A chatter-box, a blabber-mouth, a windbag, a gasbag, a talker, a jabberer, a blabberer and a motor-mouth.
In short sir, your tautological tendencies are the despair of all who meet you.
You are too wordy sir!
What say you?
Though I hardly dare seek a response, how do you answer the charge?